Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needs some space!
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where was Noah born?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
