Why did electricity win the race?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How does a cow do math?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do naked fish play with?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?