What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What game do mice love to play?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?