What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What tree has the most bark?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?