What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What condiment has wings?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What color are all the books in the library?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are cowboys always religious?