What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which insect makes the best father?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How can you make 7 even?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
