What did the wasp do when he got hot?
He took off his yellow jacket.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
We had a discussion about roses.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
