Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a doll's favorite car?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the bee sad?
What table can you never sit at?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?