Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are grandkids so great?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?