What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?