Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
