Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?