Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What car can't keep a secret?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do fleas travel?
Why is the beach so confident?