Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?