What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the broom late for school?