What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How did the toad die?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
The museum curator needed a break.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How do billboards talk?