What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?