Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which animal is the most religious?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
