Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the politest month?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?