Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are books always so angry?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
