Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What nationality are most fish?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?