Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a henway?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's a forklift?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a bear's favorite movie?