What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
