Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?