What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What are you studying in math?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
My leaf blower doesn't work.