What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a cow's dream job?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?