Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
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Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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What kind of bird can write?
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