Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why are frogs always happy?
It's allergy season again?
What animal is always ready to protect people?