Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?