Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
