Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is a table you can eat?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?