What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the bee say to the flower?
