What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?