What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?