What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do polar bears vote?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do polar bears store their money?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?