Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a Zen egg?
When do mice play every day?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?