What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What are you studying in math?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?