Why is winter considered holy?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?