How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What table can you never sit at?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?