What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?