Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the salad say to its dad?
