Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do horses navigate at night?