Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a forklift?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How are mountains able to see?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?