Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did summer say to spring?
Who is a house's favorite band?
This candy bar is a real home run.