Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?