What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the bee sad?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?