Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did one plate say to the other?
