What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?