What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?