Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a crate of ducks?