Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do cows make great bakers?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why is the beach so confident?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the frog starve?
Why is golf harder than baseball?