Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
It's Crowded!
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?