Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Do dads always snore?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?