Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
