How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
It's allergy season again?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What vehicle works the hardest?