What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do you get straight A's?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?