Which parent knows if you are running late?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What bird is always sad?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?