What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?