What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?