Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How does a polar bear build a house?