What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What school subject really rocks?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How long will dinner be?