What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where does breakfast live?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?