Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why was the bud so shy?
What fish sings the best?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which animals make the best football players?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?