What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which family member has tusks?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What are the strongest days of the week?