Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the cow afraid?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?