Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
