Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What school subject really rocks?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?