Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's the friendliest pen?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Do you have the best ceiling?
