Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?