Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the strongest animal?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?