Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?