Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are all priests fit?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's the holiest insect?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a fly without wings?