What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?