When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?