What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What name sounds like the past tense?
