What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the mother rope say to her child?