Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the snake coughing so much?