What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Cheerios™!
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?