Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do cows like to dance to?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is an insect's favorite game?