What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What condiment has wings?