What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
