What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?