What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
How do bears keep cool?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How do you talk to a giant?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?