Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's the king of all school supplies?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the baby laptop call her father?