What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?