Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?