Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What horn never makes a sound?
