Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do bees chew?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?