What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do you organize a space party?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?