How is life like toilet paper?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?