What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do horses reside?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?