Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are trees always so positive?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do fairies always drink?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?