What did the clean dog say to the insect?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the opposite of irony?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?