Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
