What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?