Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?