Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?