Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?