Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?