Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What bird is losing its hair?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are stones so good at music?