Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do polar bears vote?
What are baby potatoes called?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
