What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?