Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's the holiest insect?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a horse's favorite sport?