Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?