Why do trees have so many friends?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?