What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a pig thief?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which family member is always relieved?