What type of animal does well in the cold?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is a cow's dream job?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?