Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a priest's favorite food?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are baseball games at night?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
I broke my finger!
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?