What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What birds make average students?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
