What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
When do cows get tired?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?