What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the echo get detention?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?