Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
