Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why was the bee sad?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do cats wear to work?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What part of a football field is never the same?