What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?