What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?