What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
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What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do you make antifreeze?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?