How do you make a bear really angry?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?