What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do you measure a millennial?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
