What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
How is cat food sold?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?