What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the turkey join the band?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?