What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Surprise!!!!
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's the beach's favorite movie?