Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
