Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Do dads always snore?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?