Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?