Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How does a barber get to work?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Do dads always snore?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?