What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is the smallest lion?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What should you wear to a tea party?