Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?