What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
Which family member is always relieved?
How do you grill cheese?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a sad latte?