What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do fish use for glasses?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?