What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What do you call two birds in love?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are goats so funny?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
