What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the most determined bird?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?