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What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
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Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?