Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?