What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What bird is always sad?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a short cow?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?