Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do bees gossip?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do hurricanes see?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
