Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do hamsters come from?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?