Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What do you call a magical reptile?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the turkey join the band?
It's allergy season again?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?