Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do actors go to pray?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where do T-Rexes shop?