What makes music in your hair?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?