What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?