Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is a plane full of male cows called?