Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do fish do at parades?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
When do cows get tired?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What birds make average students?
