What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What bird is always sad?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?