Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
