Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?