Why are frogs always happy?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?