Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?