How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where does laundry go to college?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?