Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
