Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
