What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?