Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What nationality are most fish?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?