Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did electricity win the race?
How can you make 7 even?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?