What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why don't wolves like fast food?