Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is the beach so confident?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How do you get kids to do something?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?