Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?