Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
