Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do fish do at parades?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a henway?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do minions always put in their salads?