Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
It's allergy season again?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where does laundry go to college?