Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you make a bandstand?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?