Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How did groundhogs get their name?
