Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
We had a discussion about roses.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?