Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What school subject really rocks?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why was the broom late for school?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
