What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call the dog magician?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?